me: im going to fucking stab you
straight white boy: haha then what? ;)
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.